Vagancia (Parodia de SPAGHETTI - j-hope)

Hey, who’s this?
We’re gonna learn our times tables
Listen closely to my words
4x1, 2

And 7x8
Grab my ass real tight
2x1, cake
I’m born from Newton

I’m the best in school
I’ve got an IQ higher than everyone else
They don’t know I’m special
I love school so much that failing is essential

(Woo) Laziness got the best of me
I get a 10 but for not showing up
What a damn drag
Wtf, wt wtf

(Woo) Laziness got the best of me
I’m a pro at skipping
My head’s all messed up
Wtf, wt wtf

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Wtf, wtf
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(Hello) The teacher’s speaking
His crew is totally insane
Can’t even add with fingers or little apples, what’s going on in that head?

If I say go left, he goes right
If I say to add, he starts subtracting
How the hell is he so useless at studying?
He comes to fail- sorry, he never shows up

Laziness got the best of him
And he’s so bold to fly off to France
He says: Sorry, I’m new
And they tell him to study, he replies, "What a drag"

She’s got talent, let’s see where it goes
Maybe it flows really slow
Zero knowledge, I send her away
I can’t take it anymore, goodbye

Oh hey, who’s this?
I don’t give a damn about my teacher
I’m a eukaryote girl
And you’re a protozoan

I can speak in English
I are a best to the classes
You is a bad very mister
Duolingo taught me

I’m the best in school
I’ve got an IQ higher than everyone else
They don’t know I’m special
I love school so much that failing is essential

(Woo) Laziness got the best of me
I get a 10 but for not showing up
What a damn drag
Wtf, wt wtf

(Woo) Laziness got the best of me
I’m a pro at skipping
My head’s all messed up
Wtf, wt wtf

Wtf, wt wt
Wtf, wtf
Wtf, wt wt
Wtf, wtf

Wtf, wt wt
Wtf, wtf
Wtf, wt wt
Wtf, wtf