Lambona (Parodia de Smart)

But look at that suck-up
Look at that suck-up
I didn't ask you that
Shut your mouth, dude

I already fell for the trap
Copy and paste, enough
Does the teacher not get that
This stuff is so damn hard?

What happened to me?
I admitted I copy a lot
She takes away the corrector
And I totally messed up the paper with a pen

What a trip, my-my-my-my-miss
Shut it, shh shh shh shh shh
She’s such a gossip with my mom
Saying I copied the test, the nerve

Silence my-my-my-my-miss
Shut your mouth, shh shh shh shh shh
I already told my mom how nosy they are

But look at that suck-up
Look at that suck-up
I didn't ask you that
Shut your mouth, dude

I already fell for the trap
Copy and paste, enough
Does the teacher not get that
This stuff is so damn hard?

Girl, I saw myself on TroomTroom
What a laugh, I’m crazy, my life is wild
And crazier you
You threw yourself under the bus as a liar

I didn’t get what my-my-my-my-miss said
What a drag, shh shh shh shh shh
What good is it to divide by a thousand
The sine of forty and cry over pi?

I’m about to pee, my-my-my-my-miss
I don’t get it, shh shh shh shh shh
My butt is so flat from sitting

But look at that suck-up
Look at that suck-up
I didn't ask you that
Shut your mouth, dude

I already fell for the trap
Copy and paste, enough
That girl annoys me, dude
Take away the internet, you suck-up baby

I’m neither proud nor regretful
I do this to get out of the mess
I need grades to be able
To graduate
And get a job to buy myself a yacht

Zero talent, less intellect
But a trick that won’t leave me even in dreams
Everything I want, you put at stake
Why are you so nosy if I know you’re full of it?

Party at my place
I finished the trap
Why study if I can copy?
If my thesis project is just ChatGPT
I know I devoured you, shut up, shut up

I’m dumb but very bold
Cheap but sharp
Airhead but I live in peace
I copied from the nerd and in four months I’m graduating

It was the teacher Marta, Marta
So annoying, enough
I compared the answers
Let her fail the year already

I didn’t fall for the trap
Copy and paste, enough
Even in art I messed up
I stole my drawings.