El Divorcio

Listen to me, sir, lawyer get me out of this ordeal I beg you, please!!
I want to divorce to rest, married life is already tiring me, my mother-in-law doesn't like me, neither do my sisters-in-law, I am a wretch, that's what people say...
Poor me... oh, my luck... I leave my wife... she doesn't love me anymore...
I don't know what to do... sir lawyer... I want a divorce... I beg you.
When I was single I wanted to get married, and now that I'm married I want to get divorced
When I was single I wanted to get married, and now that I'm married I want to get divorced...