Popotitos

My whole heart belongs to my girl Little Thighs
Her legs are like a couple of little sticks
And when I take her to parties to dance
Her skinny legs look like they might break

Little Thighs isn't a beauty
But she dances like it’s terrifying
To my Little Thighs, I gave my love

Little Thighs dances rock 'n' roll
And you can't see her even in the sunlight
She's so thin it makes me think
That in the pouring rain, she won't get wet

Little Thighs isn't a beauty
But she dances like it’s terrifying
To my Little Thighs, I gave my love

When the wind blows strong
She looks like she might fly
She'll never make it to Miss Universe
But I'm gonna marry Little Thighs
From then on, I’ll take care of her