Móntate Una Estafa

I wanna be like Ruiz Mateos
laugh at the government, take the cash;
I wanna be like Lola Flores,
and tell the taxman to fuck off.
I wanna be like Pantoja,
widow of a cheating bastard, dripping in jewels;
I wanna be like the famous,
bathing in money is a beautiful dream.

So pull off a scam
let's see what happens
and pull off a scam
let's see what happens
and pull off a scam
without leaving the house
and pull off a scam.

Live without working, have a lot of cash,
living off the system is what I want;
start a business, start a bunch,
swindle the poor and you'll hit the jackpot.

This song is all a lie
I wanna be broke with my beers, my life,
being poor is a wonderful thing,
you don't have to give a damn cent to the taxman.

So pull off a scam
let's see what happens
and pull off a scam
let's see what happens
and pull off a scam
without leaving the house
and pull off a scam.