Xoloitzcuintle Chicloso

Gummo: A xoloitzcuintli that could turn invisible
Invited me for a cup of hot chocolate
When the sapote soup I made him ran out
The dog didn’t realize I had him drugged

And getting comfortable, the dog helped me fulfill my big mission
Finally, this mutt spilled his biggest secret
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-hilarious (hilarious)
Ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-hilarious (and so funny)

Chicloso: Wi, wi, wi, I lost it!
Oh no! What happened?
Tell me where I am
Who or when am I? What a hangover

Oh no! What happened?
Tell me where I am
Humans at last, how naive I was

Ha-ay, ha-ay, ha-ay
Ha-ay, ha-ay, ha-ay

Gummo: And thinking it over
In this town, there’s only room for one dude
Who can move on the dance floor as cool as this king

(Listen to me) and I don’t want to ruin the party
(Feel me) the party
But I’m done being dazzled
Suddenly this lapdog isn’t sitting right with me
Chicloso: (You’re gonna regret losing something so cool)
(So funny, so lively, so tasty, so hilarious like me)
Gummo: This poor dog thinks I admire him
But for forty bucks
I’d hand him over to the taco guy (ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-hilarious)

Chicloso: Wi, wi, wi, I lost it!
Oh no! What happened?
Tell me where I am

Who or when am I? What a hangover
Oh no! What happened?
Tell me where I am
Humans at last, how naive I was

Outro: Ha-ay, ha-ay, ha-ay
There’s only room for one dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude
Ha-ay, ha-ay, ha-ay
There’s only room for one dude (ha-ay)
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude (ha-ay)
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude (ha-ay)
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Zombies, ehile