Soy Un Gnomo

I'm a gnome,
and here in the forest I speed through.
In a tree I live smoking hashish.

I'm a gnome,
eating mushrooms is my hobby
like lots of trips
to laugh at the trolls.

I'M SEVEN TIMES MORE RUDE THAN YOU,
VERY BASTARD,
AND I'M ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD.

I'm a stoner,
I'm a drug addict and a joker.
If you want to meet me
pay close attention:

I'm not afraid of the cops,
I snort lines with them,
with my hat full of coke
I run from here to there.
Be careful not to step on me,
if you're smoking joints,
so you don't commit
a barbarity!!

I'M SEVEN TIMES MORE RUDE THAN YOU,
VERY BASTARD,
AND I'M ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD.

- Hey you, come here;
I'm the bad gnome,
take a line of speed with me in the forest.
- But... are you a bad influence?
- Of course.
- Oh, then okay. (Sniff) Oh, oh what a good vibe.
But I'm getting all worked up and stuff.
How it goes down my throat!!
- I feel like God!!!

I'M SEVEN TIMES MORE RUDE THAN YOU,
VERY BASTARD,
AND I'M ALWAYS IN
A GOOD MOOD.