Como la Tele

[Joaquín]
There's no one who understands women
I've been trying for years
They should be like the TV
That comes with an instruction manual
Turn them on with a remote control
Silence them by pressing a button
And if they fail you or make lines
Send them back

Like the TV
I want a woman like the TV
Who only speaks when you want
Leave her in the corner you prefer
I want a woman like the TV

[Lucía]
If that's really what you want
Go with your TV
And ask it to cook for you
Or iron a pair of pants
Give it kisses at night
And pay close attention
Don't get electrocuted
When you make love to it