Me Caga Tu Novia
Pau Laggies
I Can't Stand Your Girlfriend
They look so good
Both of you so hot, she shines from head to toe
You look like a French guy
And what do you think?
I can't stand their stories dripping with sweetness
So I blocked them already
I know you adore her and think she's great
But don’t expect me to feel the same
I can't stand her
If she comes to talk to me, I swear I’ll choke her
I can't stand your girlfriend
I can't stand her because she's with you (with you)
I can't stand your girlfriend
I can't stand her because she's with you (with you)
I can't stand the way she walks, the way she moves
The way she dances with you, the way she looks at you
The way she takes care of you, the way she loves you, the way she breathes
I can't stand your girlfriend
I can't stand her because she's with you
I'm sure you made a mistake
And now I'm competing with her for your attention
I saw you two kissing in your car yesterday, what a bummer
If I got there first, you were meant for me, what a letdown
I know you adore her and think she's great
But don’t expect me to feel the same
I can't stand her
If she comes to talk to me, I swear I’ll choke her
I can't stand your girlfriend
I can't stand her because she's with you (with you)
I can't stand your girlfriend
I can't stand her because she's with you (with you)
I can't stand the way she walks, the way she moves
The way she dances with you, the way she looks at you
The way she takes care of you, the way she loves you, the way she breathes
I can't stand her glasses, I can't stand her voice
Her fake nails, her hair, what a nightmare
I can't stand that you feel everything you didn’t feel for me
That you love her so much and that she makes you so happy
I can't stand your girlfriend
I can't stand her because she's with you (with you)
(The way she loves you, the way she breathes)
I can't stand your girlfriend
I can't stand her because she's with you (with you)
(The way she loves you, the way she breathes)
I can't stand your girlfriend
I can't stand her because she's with you