Hestia (Destripando La Historia)

Hello little creatures of the Peloponnese! (that's right, that's right)
Welcome to Unraveling History with Pascu and Rodri!
Today we bring you the one and only
The purest: Hestia!

She was the first to be born
The first one Cronos devoured
And the last one he vomited
They call her the youngest and the oldest
She usually wanders around the corners
She is the goddess of the hearth and home
And even though she doesn't like to do evil
She will break your face in the name of peace
You will see her flame burning in every city (your city)
Without hesitation, you must pray to her

Hestia!
At your party, in your kitchen
Hestia!
She's the goddess who spies on you
Hestia!
She enchants and fascinates you, but you can get burned
Hestia!
She has a divine mansion
Hestia!
She dominates the goddesses
Hestia!
She always collects a tip
Extorts the others

Apollo and Poseidon went
To ask for her hand in marriage, what a treat
She grabbed Zeus by the head
To swear that he wouldn't touch her, not even God
You'll find her with her gang
Artemis and Athena, they're the best
Pure and untainted goddesses
Not like Aphrodite, how disgusting
And Hermes, faithful nephew, comes to tell her (to tell her)
Unmatched adventures

Hestia!
Rea invited her to a party
Hestia!
And they drank like beasts
Hestia!
Then they took a nap
Someone is lurking!
Hestia!
Priapus is a very dirty God
Hestia!
He approaches her shamelessly
Hestia!
But a donkey has brayed and she manages to escape

She went to save a muse
And her babies, time later
They found a great city, Rome!

Hestia!
She burned your food
Hestia!
She's very virgin and very refined
Hestia!
She has a bunch of nieces
She has ideal hair
Hestia!
Hestia!
Hestia!