Barba Azul (Destripando La Historia)

Hello, little psychopaths
Welcome to Unraveling History
With Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you Bluebeard
A story by Charles Panault

Once upon a time there was a rich man
And with the blue beard
It was ugly, really ugly
Much uglier than you

He went to ask for her hand in marriage
Two good-looking maidens
Didn't he have 7 wives?
I'm not marrying him

She takes them out partying
They're having a great time
The little one is getting married now
He doesn't think it's so bad

They married happily
They drink wine and champagne
It is clear that in this story
Something's going to go wrong

I have to go on a trip
Stay and have a good time
I will give you all my keys
And what is this one here?

That opens a closet
The one you shouldn't go into
If I discover that you have logged in
You will unleash my wrath

She enjoys spending time with her sister
Of the luxury of his mansion
Small silver and gold mirrors
And art in every corner

Excuse me for a moment
I must open that door!
I'm the rabbit, please don't
Take
Oh my God!

Blood, blood, blood, blood
Throughout the room
Bodies of his ex-wives
In every corner

Oh no! I've dropped my key
I've gotten blood on my hands
And no matter how much I clean it
It's not working!

I'm back, my love
Uh, hi
The keys, please
Yeah
One is missing
Is this it?
There is blood here
We must die

Let me climb to the tower to pray
You have half a quarter of an hour, not a single minute more
Little sister, please, he wants to slit my throat
(That?!)
Our brothers are coming today
They can save me

Tell me if you can see them
I can't see anything at all
Get down here or I'll cut your throat
Give me one more minute

Not a minute, not a damn thing, put yourself in God's hands
Just then the two brothers
They break down the gate and enter

They slit the husband's throat
And she inherited
She took all her riches and married another

Remember to install a drain in the room
Where you make sacrifices
Because then it gets really dirty

If someone is widowed 6 times
Perhaps we should be suspicious
Enjoy, now comes the lai, la-rai, lai, la-ra