Barba Azul (Destripando La Historia)
Pascu y Rodri
Bluebeard (Gutting the Story)
Once upon a time there was a rich man
And with the blue beard
He was ugly, super ugly
Much uglier than you
He went to ask for the hand
Of two fair maidens
Hasn't he had 7 wives?
I won't marry him
He takes them to a party
They have a great time
And the youngest one
Doesn't seem to mind getting married
They married happily
Drinking wine and champagne
It's clear that in this tale
Something will go wrong
I'm going on a trip
Stay and have fun
I'll give you all my keys
And what is this one for?
That one opens a closet
You must not enter
If I find out you've entered
My wrath you will unleash
With her sister she enjoys
The luxury of their mansion
Silver and gold trinkets
And art in every corner
Excuse me a moment
I must open that door!
I'm the rabbit, please don't...
Take it
Oh my God!
Blood, blood, blood, blood
All over the room
Bodies of his ex-wives
In every corner
Oh! I dropped the key
It got stained with blood
And no matter how much I clean it
It won't come out!
I'm back my love
Hey, hello
The keys please
Yes
One is missing
Is this one?
There's blood here
Someone must die
Let me go up to the tower to pray
You have half an hour, not a single minute more
Little sister, please, she wants to slit my throat
(What?!)
Our brothers are coming today
They can save me
Tell me if you can see them
I can't see a thing
Come down here so I can cut your neck
Give me one more minute
Not a minute or anything, pray to God
Just then the two brothers
Enter breaking the gate
They slit the husband's throat
And she inherited
All his riches and married another
Remember to install a drain in the room
Where you make sacrifices
As it gets really messy
If someone becomes a widow 6 times
Maybe we should suspect
Enjoy as now comes the lai, la-rai, lai, la-rai