Baldur (Destripando La Historia)

Hello, dirty hippies!
Welcome to Unraveling History, with Pascu and Rodri
Today, we are going to tell you the tragic story of Baldur

He has long mustaches
An ideal hairstyle with flowers
He doesn't want any trouble
A being of light and love

His power is to be pretty and cool
He has bad nightmares, uuh

His dad worries
He goes to hell and asks
The answer scares him
Baldur is going to die

The world was forced to swear Baldur not to harm
They think he is already immortal

Loki knows that a plant did not swear
By tricking a blind man, Baldur was killed
(Hey, you blind man, throw this arrow wrapped in mistletoe and throw it at Baldur, you'll see how funny it is!)
They killed the blind man
Baldur had a big funeral drama
They will go down to hell
To try to get him out

In Hela's kingdom, they try to negotiate
For Baldur to return, everyone must mourn him

A Jotun resisted, for Baldur he did not cry
And this whole plan went wrong

He has died and will never return
Loki will be punished for being an idiot
(Loki, I condemn you and chain you with a stone!)
Oh-oh, ooh, ohoh ooh
Ooh, oh-oh, ooh-ooh
Oh-oh, ooh, ohoh ooh
Ooh, oh-oh, ooh-ooh

When the war is over
Baldur and Hodr will become friends
They will take care of the land
Along with the sons of Thor