Artemisa (Destripando La Historia)

Hey, punk kids
Welcome to Unpacking History, with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the story of the goddess Artemis

In the middle of the sea, there's a woman
Trying to give birth to two cute babies
First, Artemis came into the world
Then Apollo showed up, and she helped him out

This Artemis is gonna turn the world upside down
She's brave, strong, and doesn't give a damn about people
9 wishes, Zeus, her dad, granted her
And with her bow and dog, she trained hard

Her hunting skills are off the charts
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
She’s got fans and servants, a whole bunch
Eh, eh, eh, eh
A queen mocked her mom
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
Along with Apollo, she took out all her kids
And she kicked the bucket

Two huge guys want to hook up
With Artemis, and that ain't gonna happen
In the form of a deer, she tricks them good
They hit each other trying to catch her

Don't provoke her, or your ass might end up
Pierced or devoured by her dog
If you're not pure, you can't join her crew
If she catches you flirting, you're gonna freak out
She tricked her lifelong friend, Zeus
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
Impersonating Artemis, he got her pregnant
Eh, eh, eh, eh
For being a traitor, he turned her into a bear
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
But out of pity, Zeus sent her to the stars and saved her

If you don't pay tribute, curse you
You laugh at her, curse you
Saying you're better at hunting
You guessed it: curse you!

Being Hera's stepdaughter is the worst
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
She faced off against her in Troy
Eh, eh, eh, eh
Artemis will stomp you without mercy
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh

If you enter her forest, don't touch anything, please
Or curse you!