Afrodita (Destripando La Historia)

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Today we're going to talk about Aphrodite

This is Cronus and he has cut off
Uranus' balls
They fall into the water, creating foam
And from there, this beauty is born

Goddess of love and beauty, she
Has almost all of Greece in love, she is
(A-phro-di-te)
(A-phro-di-te-te)

She travels with her chariot of doves always
With her court of naked babies, she is
(A-phro-di-te)
(A-phro-di-te-te)

(Aphrodite)
Ares drives her crazy
(Aphrodite)
Even though she's married

(Aphrodite)
I caught you holding hands
(Aphrodite)
Divorced

(Tu-tu-turu-turururu-tutu-turu-tururu)
(Tu-tu-turu-turururu-tutu-turu-tururu)

(A-phro-di-te)
(A-phro-di-te-te)
(A-phro-di-te)
(A-phro-di-te-te)

This is Eris with her apple
It's a prize for the most beautiful
That Paris of Troy decides
Who is very nice and trendy

Hera, Athena or Aphrodite, who is
Of the three the most beautiful goddess always
(A-phro-di-te)
(A-phro-di-te-te)

For saying she's the hottest
Paris will be able to hook up with Helen (siuu)
(A-phro-di-te)
(A-phro-di-te-te)

(Aphrodite)
A little war has started
(Aphrodite)
They're going to hurt her

(Aphrodite)
If you've seen her naked
(Aphrodite)
Blind your sight

(Tu-tu-turu-turururu-tutu-turu-tururu)
(Tu-tu-turu-turururu-tutu-turu-tururu)

Inside a tree, a child has been found
And Aphrodite has fallen in love with him
He grows up and becomes a well-endowed man
But a pig charges at him and goes wiii

(Aphrodite)
She's become very soft
(Aphrodite)
Jumped off a little rock

(Aphrodite)
The sadness goes away
(Aphrodite)
Endless party!

(Tu-tu-turu-turururu-tutu-turu-tururu)
(Tu-tu-turu-turururu-tutu-turu-tururu)

(A-phro-di-te)
(A-phro-di-te-te)

(A-phro-di-te)
(A-phro-di-te-te)