Tranquilo El Perro

My dog was chill
Watching over me
When the dogcatcher showed up
They took my dog away
With the house left empty
Thieves broke in
They took my mother-in-law
What a favor they did for me.

Where's the dog, woof woof?
I'm not a dog, woof woof
The dog is chill
Dog, dog, woof woof.