Taco Placero

But how stupid you were
You turned out to be less than a man
Look, talking about a lady
That really has no name

I should keep quiet like a lady does
But now they're gonna find out
That you're a total flop in bed

I was so used to such delicious dinners
I expected a full feast that night
And you turned out to be the worst of the bullfighters
That little dinner with you tasted like a taco platter

Are you hearing me, useless?
You tasted like a taco platter, but bland
Without spice and without salt

I should keep quiet like a lady does
But now they're gonna find out
That you're a total flop in bed

I was so used to such delicious dinners
I expected a full feast that night
And you turned out to be the worst of the bullfighters
That little dinner with you tasted like a taco platter