10 Lagartijos

Coming back from school, I found
Transparent and pink
I even said some little things
Ten filthy lizards that from that moment
I counted
I had ten lizards, I had ten lizards
I stepped on one barefoot, it ain't moving, now there are nine
Of the nine that were left, of the nine that were left
One got stuck in a car, now I only have eight
Of the eight that were still alive, of the eight that were still alive
Another got chopped by a machete, now I only have seven

Hey! Lizard, lizard come here
Hey! Lizard, lizard come here
Hey! Lizard, lizard come here
Hey! Lizard, lizard come here

Of the seven that remained, of the seven that remained
One went to the states, now I only have six
Of one of the six that were there, of the six that were left
A platypus crushed it, now there are only five
Of the five poor things, transparent and pink
One went all dazed, now there are only four

Hey! Lizard, lizard come here
Hey! Lizard, lizard come here
Hey! Lizard, lizard come here
Hey! Lizard, lizard come here

Of the four lizards, of the four lizards
One died from stress, now there are only three
Of one of the three that were there, of the three that I had left
I said goodbye, and now there are only two
Of the two survivors, one of the two common ones
Showed up at breakfast
Ahem!! Ahem!! Now I just need one

Hey! Lizard, lizard come here
Hey! Lizard, lizard come here
Hey! Lizard, lizard come here
Hey! Lizard, lizard come here

That damn lizard, such a tough lizard
Won't die no matter what, this is such a drag
Heeoh!!