Tu Señora

Your lady fell for me
For the size of what I pee
It's not my fault I was born this way
It's not my fault she fell for me

Your lady wants to make love
She asks me at night, please, come on
She’s drained the tank, I’m out of gas
She’s crazy, thinks I’m her one true love

I can’t take it anymore, I can’t stand it
She thinks I was born to love
She wants a lot of love and passion
No way to kick her out of my room

Your lady fell for me
For the size of what I pee
It's not my fault I was born this way
It's not my fault she fell for me
(repeat)