Terroristenprüfung

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Terrorist Test

And now we come to the terrorist test.
The first terrorist comes in, the examiner asks
So, what have you accomplished?
I've cut down high-voltage pylons and they all fell over.
Excellent. How many letters are in the alphabet? 26.
Passed. Next, please, what have you accomplished?
I've set fire to department stores.
Excellent. How many letters are in the alphabet? 24.
Why only 24? Well, C&A doesn't exist anymore.

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  2. Terroristenprüfung
  3. im Wagen vor mir
  4. Hymne an den Alkohol (Wir haben Grund zum Feiern)
  5. Hohes Gewicht
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