Eu Tomei Coca, Você Encheu a Cara

You ask me why I don't drink
It's because I like coke, well, I find it tasty
And I don't see a reason to always get very crazy

Even if it wasn't a routine thing
I don't see a problem, I don't see nonsense
But you're always wasted the whole week

I see you waking up in the gutter
And complaining about the headache
It may not be, but for me, that's being square

If yesterday you got really wasted
And now you woke up with your arm broken
And won't play drums at tomorrow's show

You screwed up, you screwed up
Who asked for it, who asked for it?
I drank coke, you got drunk
And you screwed yourself
Ha, ha, ha

You called me a little fag
Just because I had a coke
But you got fucked

And you can't even call me gay
Just because I don't drink or get wasted
Since every time you drink, you switch sides

If yesterday you got really wasted
And now you woke up with your arm broken
And won't play drums at tomorrow's show

You screwed up, you screwed up
Who asked for it, who asked for it?
I drank coke, you got drunk
And you screwed yourself
Ha, ha, ha

You called me a little fag
Just because I had a coke
But you got fucked

You ask me why I don't drink
It's because I like coke, well, I find it tasty
And I don't see a reason to always get very crazy

Even if it wasn't a routine thing
I don't see a problem, I don't see nonsense
But you're always wasted the whole week

I see you waking up in the gutter
And complaining about the headache
It may not be, but for me, that's being square

If yesterday you got really wasted
And now you woke up with your arm broken
And won't play drums at tomorrow's show

You screwed up, you screwed up
Who asked for it, who asked for it?
I drank coke, you got drunk
And you screwed yourself
Ha, ha, ha

You called me a little fag
Just because I had a coke
But you got fucked
Ha, ha, ha, you screwed up

And you can't even call me gay
Just because I don't drink or get wasted
Since every time you drink, you switch sides

And I can't even give you another shot of cachaça
Because in three minutes, you take off your shirt
And two more, you pull down your pants and vomit on your foot

You screwed up, you screwed up
Who asked for it, who asked for it?
I drank coke, you got drunk
And you screwed yourself
Ha, ha, ha

You called me a little fag
Just because I had a coke
But you got fucked