Rap dos Gordinhos

Since I was born, at the stork's beak
I was already chubby, mama used to say:
"Lose weight or get a beating"
But I always ate everything
I was always well fed
That's how I was born
That's how I was raised

I'm hungry during the day, in the afternoon
And also all night long
Every time at dawn, I raid the fridge
I take responsibility for all my actions
I don't hide the things I've done
I stole money from my family to go buy a Happy Meal

But please, don't be fooled
Take a close look at the structure
This isn't fat
It's an excess of deliciousness

The chubby guy has his problems
And also his beefs
When I get on the bus
I get stuck in the turnstile
My lunch has no veggies
My salad is made of brigadeiro
The upside of all this is that the ladies use me as a pillow

I suffered as a child, I suffered in my adolescence
I suffer because the chubby guy is a point of reference
I have many nicknames, but some I always hear:
Whale sucker, sandbag, well stopper

But please, don't be fooled
Take a close look at the structure
This isn't fat
It's an excess of deliciousness