Oh! Hé! Hein! Bon!

1 - Oh! Hey! Huh! Alright!
What did I do with my keys,
My glasses and my papers,
My jacket, my monocle,
My accordion case,
Yeah I know I lose everything but what I don't want
Is for people to laugh at me
Oh! Hey! Huh! Alright!

2 - Where did I put my tools,
My pipe and my umbrella,
My pretty sister, my drum,
And my aunt from Saint Flour,
Yeah I know I lose everything but what I don't want
Is for people to laugh at me.
Oh! Hey! Huh! Alright!

3 - Where's my stick, my button,
My uncle, my sausage
My cousin Célestin
Who was an academician
Yeah I know I lose everything but what I don't want
Is for people to laugh at me
Oh! Hey! Huh! Alright!

4 - Where are my drops, my lozenges
My syrup, my chamomile,
My potion, my pill,
My shots and my cap
Yeah I know I lose everything but what I don't want
Is for people to laugh at me
Oh! Hey! Huh! Alright!

5 - What did I do with the words
To this damn song,
I forgot them
They must be at home,
Yeah I know I lose everything but what I don't want
Is for people to laugh at me
Oh! Hey! Huh! Alright!

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la!
DARN.