Deutsche Infanterie

Germans become heroes overnight
Germans let women take the lead sometimes
Germans may be blonde, but they're not dumb
Germans love fences and chase each other off the lawn

Germans would like to be Americans
Germans are different, they're much more humane
Germans have Swedish living room cabinets
Germans want it French and eat Italian

Germans speak German even in Spain
Germans aren't really German, that's so typically German

We are who we are because we're German (ah)
We were German even as kids
Our country is small, but it can fit a lot
Not everyone has to be German
We are Germans

Germans still count in Deutsche Marks
Germans complain about the weather every day
Germans pay taxes like it's the plague
Germans don't like anyone who leaves the country
Germans demand everything now and today
Germans don't want to wait, that's so typically German

We are who we are because we're German (ah)
We were German even as kids
Our country is small, but it can fit a lot
Not everyone has to be German
We are Germans

Germans fall asleep in front of the TV
For "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" they go in there too
We are Goethe, Schiller, and Beethoven
Even Drafi was German - we're not fools

Germans speak German even in Spain
Germans aren't really German, that's so typically German
We are who we are because we're German
We were German even as kids
Our country is small, but it can fit a lot
Not everyone has to be German
We are Germans

We are who we are because we're German
We were German even as kids
Our country is small, but it can fit a lot
Not everyone has to be German
We are Germans
We are
Germans