El Carnal De Las Estrellas

If you ain't pretty, you're more like ugly
You wanna be a superstar
You got no talent or calling
And you wanna be on TV
You want some producer to make you famous
But first, you gotta sleep in his bed
All you need is a smile or to be the exclusive of Televisa

I'm gonna introduce you to a dude, the next owner of your ass
I'm gonna introduce you to a dude, the next owner of your ass

This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them
The girls, the skinny ones, the fat ones, the cows
He hooks up with the hot ones, also with the basic ones
He bathes them, dresses them, and dyes them blonde
Little chick with fries, here comes the hose
Don't freak out if you meet a guy (e), who greets you with a kiss, dude (e)

This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them
This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them

If you run into a guy named De Llano
Who wants to bayonet you and lend you a hand
Who doesn't want to hit it from behind
Don't let him, 'cause there's more
Who doesn't want to hit it from behind
Don't let him, man, 'cause there's more

He doesn't give a damn if they're gentlemen
He'll go for anything with holes
Better not say more, I'm dying of disgust
Like when I see Mr. Velasco
Just thinking about it makes my skin crawl, gives me goosebumps
You don't wanna know, you can't even imagine what this guy does with your vagina

This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them
This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them
This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them
This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them

If on Always on Sunday, they like your hair
And the dude comes to offer you money
Don't take it lightly
'Cause he likes your looks

He plays Thalía, and Paulina Rubio
He plays Magneto and the guys from Mercurio
He offers you fame like Luis Miguel, but first, you gotta sleep with him

This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them
This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them

This dude will get your face done, give you a butt, give you tits
But he gets mad if you don't lend them to him, 'cause he'll kick you out, grab you, and blacklist you

This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them
This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them
(I'm gonna introduce you to a Corleone, the next owner of your big ass)
This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them
(I'm gonna introduce you to a Corleone, the next owner of your big ass)
This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them
(This dude x 4 with an increasingly raspy voice)
This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them
This Star Dude just wants to sleep with them