Me Duele La Cara de Ser Tan Guapo

Guashubidubidu, guashubidubidu,
Guashubidubidu, aoaa

Guashubidubidu, guashubidubidu,
Guashubidubidu, aoaa

Guashubidubidu, guashubidubidu,
Guashubidubidu, aoaa

Guashubidubidu, guashubidubidu,
Guashubidubidu, aoaa

My face hurts from being so handsome
My face hurts from being so handsome
My face hurts from being so handsome
My face hurts from being so handsome

My Colgate smile
My John Wayne face
My prominent chin and my chiseled hammer,
My perfectly styled pompadour from the department store,
I looked in the mirror and got really turned on
Turned on (3 times)

Guashubidubidu, guashubidubidu,
Guashubidubidu, aoaa

Guashubidubidu, guashubidubidu,
Guashubidubidu, aoaa

My face hurts from being so handsome
My face hurts from being so handsome
My face hurts from being so handsome
My face hurts from being so handsome

This horrible sensation,
That clouds my reason,
It's a strange pain
Hard to understand
The destiny that gave me
My peachy face
Shattered my happiness
Because it hurts a lot
A lot (3 times)

Guashubidubidu, guashubidubidu,
Guashubidubidu, aoaa

Guashubidubidu, guashubidubidu,
Guashubidubidu, aoaa

My face hurts from being so handsome
My face hurts from being so handsome
My face hurts from being so handsome
My face hurts from being so handsome

I can't stand the smell of the bus,
That armpit stench, that stink of feet
And the smell of my friend Valentin's sock,
I looked in the mirror and got really turned on.
Turned on, turned on, turned on.

Watchubidubidu, watchubidubidu,
Watchubidubidubidu, wua wua.

(4 times)