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I stopped going to the bar
Now I'm on a different vibe
The trend is the gym
Over there it's only designer chicks
Only the little hotties
(Only the little hotties)
Only the little hotties
(Only the little hotties)

The other day I was there lifting about twenty kilos
A little hottie showed up
I put the weight on eighty-five
Then the damage was bad
They had to call for help
My blood pressure dropped way down
I almost died
But there was one good thing
In the middle of the whole mess
The cutie saved me
And even gave me some of her pie

(Ai, ai, ai)
The little hottie gave me her pie
(Ai, ai, ai)
What a good pie
(Ai, ai, ai)
The little hottie gave me her pie
(Ai, ai, ai)
What a good pie
(Ai, ai, ai)
The little hottie gave me her pie
(Ai, ai, ai)

Think of some tasty pie
It's the little hottie's pie
They said pie is good
For guys at the gym
I ate like four pieces of pie
And went back there a few days later
I got there at the same time
As my little hottie
I memorized her schedule
To work out with my cutie
But now I'm slick
I don't put on much weight
I just stick with twenty-four
(Ui, ui, ui)
When I put on too much weight
My blood pressure drops
God forbid that happens
It's already enough with the buddy down below
Who doesn't get up even for oysters

(Ai, ai, ai)
My buddy doesn't get up
(Ai, ai, ai)
My buddy doesn't get up
(Ai, ai, ai)

Oysters are also good
For guys at the gym
That's what I said
To my little hottie
For her to invite me
To go to her house
To eat the peach
Of my little hottie

(Ai, ai, ai)
What a good peach
(Ai, ai, ai)
The little hottie's peach
(Ai, ai, ai)
What a good peach
(Ai, ai, ai)
The little hottie's peach
(Ai, ai, ai)
What a good peach
(Ai, ai, ai)

The other day I got there
At my gym
I got really upset
'Cause I didn't see the little hottie
I was already leaving
But Pedrin came over, Pedrin is the personal trainer
So I said to the personal trainer
Do you wanna suck my lemon popsicle?

(Ai, ai, ai)
Suck it, trainer
(Ai, ai, ai)
Suck it, trainer
(Ai, ai, ai)
Suck it, trainer

The lemon popsicle was for the little hottie
But since she didn't show up
I gave it to the personal trainer

(Ai, ai, ai)
I gave it to the personal trainer
(Ai, ai, ai)
I gave it to the personal trainer
(Ai, ai, ai)
I gave it to the personal trainer