O Exorcista da Família

After I laid my mother-in-law out cold
I moved to another country
But the word spread that I killed
The Demon Empress, so Father Anthony
Came to ask me for help to take down a monster

Arriving at the farm in Alabama
They took me to the room of that kid
His eyes were red, like he just smoked some weed
The priest stumbled through the door, legs all wobbly
The Devil's spawn was already cracking up
With a voice all messed up, sounded like a beast
Started to puke and his head spun around
The priest didn’t say a word and I already shot (bitch)

Silver bullets
Got garlic around my neck
Seven wonders are bullets
Go to hell, you prick
Exorcism is so easy
I burn the body till it's dead
Ah, fuck it, they're family
I blow out their teeth and toss 'em away

Silver bullets
Got garlic around my neck
Seven wonders are bullets
Go to hell, you prick
Exorcism is so easy
I burn the body till it's dead
Fuck it, they're family
I blow out their teeth and toss 'em away

I exorcise a whole house with bullets
Splash holy water right in their face
After my mother-in-law, nothing escapes me
I became the Pope's favorite anti-hero

Bullets and bullets and bullets at night
No demon can handle my Nine
I’m a third and a quarter of peace
We’re up high, demons are down low
No Nun, no Shining
Just bullets to the head and a party for us
Don’t even try to raise your voice
You can’t step to us

Demon bitch messed up the carpet again
Took a bullet in the mouth, started to puke green
A project from Taz Mania, spinning like a Beyblade
I grab a piece of wood and bring the pain down

And it’s kinda sad
Beelzebub still thinks he’s got something new
Pazuzu can’t scare, he’s half-assed
The other day, one of them even tried to turn into a cat
The skewers went up in smoke

Silver bullets
Got garlic around my neck
Seven wonders are bullets
Go to hell, you prick
Exorcism is so easy
I burn the body till it's dead
Ah, fuck it, they're family
I blow out their teeth and toss 'em away

Silver bullets
Got garlic around my neck
Seven wonders are bullets
Go to hell, you prick
Exorcism is so easy
I burn the body till it's dead
Ah, fuck it, they're family
I blow out their teeth and toss 'em away

Crucifix (silver bullets)
Two pistols (got garlic around my neck)
(Seven wonders are bullets)
Akimbo (go to hell, you prick)
Fire or missile (exorcism is so easy)
For the demon, I got this (I burn the body till it's dead)
(Ah, fuck it, they're family)
I’m not a priest or a friend (I blow out their teeth and toss 'em away)

From son to bum (silver bullets)
(Got garlic around my neck)
(Seven wonders are bullets)
If it’s a demon, it’s an enemy (go to hell, you prick)
(Exorcism is so easy)
And the grave is my Eagle (I burn the body till it's dead)
(Ah, fuck it, they're family)
I’m the Van Helsing of Bom Retiro
(I blow out their teeth and toss 'em away)