Daily Vlog #178

I need money or I'm going to get evicted
My apartment is expensive and I already have a degree
5 years of engineering and completing a PhD
How the hell can't I get a job?

I called every company, the answer is always the same
There are no vacancies at the moment, they think I'm stupid!
I thought one day I would have a career
Now I'm left, screwed selling my father's Fiesta

Flávio calls me and we go out
Invite me to an idea, I say: Dude, go, go
Apparently you can make some money talking nonsense
Daily Vlogger that's called this crap

We spent 10 afternoons recording a cool video
On engineering and the impact of the invention of the wheel
My specialization that I did for my doctorate
To our surprise, the video was really bad

And now what do I do? This video was a lot of work!
Flávio arrives with a really stupid idea
Let's mix 5 types of candy from a store
Somehow we launched a trend

1 like, 10 likes, 100 likes, 1000 likes
If we hit 10k, we'll do more yeah
1 view, 2 thousand, 3 thousand nothing
Every month you earn a lot of money in your account

Lots of money coming in and this shit is treacherous
I knew that at some point I could do something stupid
Me and Flávio grinding the good life every day
Until life trips us up for nothing

I started out normally, playing with amoeba
I would fill an entire bathtub with Nutella
I bought several sweets and made 100 layers

I recorded my life to post for kids

Until the day came when I had an idea
Of dropping a stone on an old woman's head
But she fell to the ground with a hole in her head
And he never got up again, I think it went to shit Flávio

Time to hide the body
Take the black bag of amoebas and put the dead man inside
Time to hide the body
Take the black bag of amoebas and put the dead man inside

But it doesn't fit in
How do you do it, tho?
We're gonna have to slice it, wow
Why Flavio? Bro
Why Flavio? Bro no
Grab the hot knife and let's go

Head, shoulder, knee and foot
Put 100 layers of this stuff in this bag
Tie this shit up and let's take it to the woods
In the middle of the trip I pull out my iPhone and record

Hey guys, we're now taking a walk here in the mountains
Far away from society
Very cool, get away from the computer a little, you know, live a little
Our freedom
10k likes

But little did we know that while I was recording
You could see the blood on the shirt that Flávio was wearing
We became, searched in the newspaper and even on Facebook
And I'm like Tay-K
Bitch I did the race

We left the body in the bush
We buried him and got rid of him
24 Hour Car Runaway Challenge

This one will give views
All over Brazil
Until there was a Blitz
Holy shit

Hi officer
The two, outside the vehicle
But why sir?
We were just passing through here, going to Paraguay, a natural thing
You must have noticed the blood on your partner's shirt
And you have the right to remain silent
That's not blood, sir, that's something else... amoeba
Hey guys, sign up and sign the membership so I can pay the bail