Dor Na Coluna

I’m telling you, today I’m hitting the car wash
Gonna leave my ride there
Get it polished, make it smell good, and have it crystalized
It’s because tonight’s the night
Time to spend some cash
The kiss I’m leaving on her lips is gonna taste like whiskey, Delmore
This new routine’s kinda cool, I’ve turned into a crazy dog
Three naked girls on my bed
I’m getting used to it slowly
Tonight I’m taking this Harley Quinn for a Cinderella night
I know she wants my gold teeth and my tongue on her cheek

I was chatting with my doctor, she called me yesterday
I took the chance while she was on the line, mentioned some pain
A pain in my back, not sure what it is, I’m not living with this
She loves giving me massages, comes to my place
And every time I run into the doc, the vibe gets heated
After the massage, she asked if I wore chains
I said yeah, a monstrous chain, a Cartier with a solid pendant
Then she told me: Joker, that’s your problem
Then she told me: Joker, that’s your problem
Then she told me: Joker, that’s your problem

(Is it true, doc? It can’t be, it can’t be that you’re telling me)
(That this pain in my back is because of the chains, doc, it can’t be, doc)

Oh, this pain in my back, oh, this pain in my back
My gold chains are making me hunch over
Oh, this pain in my back
My silver chains are making me hunch over

A little while ago, a girl called me, if I’m not mistaken, her name was Raquel
A really cool rep I also got from Nextel
We’re hustling day or night
But don’t call us bums
We’re stacking cash, buying land, investing in ourselves, and traveling the world

The heavy contacts I used to collect, I went and lost
While jet skiing with the DJ, my iPhone slipped out of my pocket by accident
There was Geovana, Marcela, Fernanda, Carolina, Estela, and Monique
Joyce, Bruna, Grazi, Lara, Carla, Mayara, and also Jaqueline
Some girls I don’t even know but I’m definitely gonna hook up with later
The other day I jotted down, I think I noted Bandit 1, Bandit 2

It can’t be that this is the problem, you must be crazy
If the chain gives me back pain, then I’ll just have wrist pain
It’s a Rolex watch, solid bracelet
Oh doc, hold on a second
If the problem is the grams or the kilos, then my fingers are gonna fall off
So, doc, just take this cash, 'cause I wanna settle up
I’ll live with the pain 'cause I like to roll heavy

Oh, this pain in my back, oh, this pain in my back
My gold chains are making me hunch over