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Today is the day I'll shit my pants

I'm going to find a toilet and I'm going to shit in it right away
If it overflows, I'll throw the shit out of the window
It's going to fall on a fat man's head
And if he 'screams'

If he calls the police
I'll shit with malice
If he calls the armed force
I'm going to shit like a horse

Tons of stinking shit
I don't even want to care
I'm going to hangout nicely with the sewer gang
Going to shit every day, I don't give a damn
I'm going to clog your toilet, and if they complain

If they call a guard
[Then] Take another shart
If they're going to call a delegate
I'll flood your fucking gates
With a monstrous diarrhea
I'm then going to shit

I'm taking a shit