Rap do Mentiroso

If you're good at fighting, you can bet I am too
You say you took on ten, I took on more than a hundred
Just by showing up, I made Mike Tyson shake
I'm a master of Kung Fu, taekwondo, and karate
I taught the famous capoeira in Bahia
I kicked Bruce Lee's ass, broke Cassius Clay's arm

Yeah, that's right! Don't come at me with that
You say you took on ten. I took on more than a hundred
Yeah, that's right! Don't come at me with that
You say you took on ten. I took on more than a hundred

I jumped the Berlin Wall without a running start
And the judo champ, I took him down, threw him on his face
Then I shaved the beard of the strongest samurai
I kicked so much, that to this day the guy still falls

Yeah, that's right! Don't come at me with that
You say you took on ten. I took on more than a hundred
Yeah, that's right! Don't come at me with that
You say you took on ten. I took on more than a hundred

I killed a bull in Spain with a supersonic punch
I felt bad hitting a bionic man
I faced a werewolf and didn't even get scratched
The Incredible Hulk fainted from the slap I gave

Yeah, that's right! Don't come at me with that
You say you took on ten. I took on more than a hundred
Yeah, that's right! Don't come at me with that
You say you took on ten. I took on more than a hundred

In the Amazon jungle, I killed a gorilla
In a fight duel, I smashed Maguila
Teddy boy Marino, I made him wear a suit
I also knocked out three of Popó's teeth

Just by showing up, I made Van Damme shake
Xinguiling and Bolo Yeung, I made them run
I slapped a Shaolin monk and gave him a neck chop
I even slapped Jim Carrey in the face, and shipipim

I tripped Sylvester Stallone a lot
Even Mike Tyson bit my ear
I took down Arnold Schwarzenegger in one go
I also slapped a Thai boxer

Yeah, that's right! Don't come at me with that
You say you took on ten. I took on more than a hundred
Yeah, that's right! Don't come at me with that
You say you took on ten. I took on more than a hundred