A Thousand Jerks

I wanna jerk off
Look, ha
My dick, heh

Saw a tit and my gun got hard
Even though it was an old lady with dementia
Still gotta see, before I die
The porn I haven't discovered yet
As a kid, I could never choose
I was addicted to porn since I was 10
I’ve seen all the way to page 88 (Biza)

Today I’m jerking off
'Cause God made me addicted to jacking off
I gotta stop
Or my dick will never get hard again
When I finish, I’ll cry over this huge tragedy
And one just ain't enough, my life’s ruined by jacking off
Today I’m jerking off
'Cause God made me addicted to jacking off
I gotta stop
Or my dick will never get hard again
When I finish, I’ll cry over this huge tragedy
And one just ain't enough, my life’s ruined by jacking off

I’m always rock hard
I give my dick a lot of love
One more and my buddy's dead
I touch it so much I can’t even feel it
I regret watching porn
'Cause now women get scared
And I’m black, almost like a tire
No luck, God abandoned me

My dick is wearing out
And the sheets are getting dirty
I’ve got 10 viruses from Russia
From those nasty sites
And Laura keeps asking me
If I want her to sharpen my sword
That’s 7 km away and my dick’s looking for it
If she only knew that women scare me, heh

Today I’m jerking off
'Cause God made me addicted to jacking off
I gotta stop
Or my dick will never get hard again
When I finish, I’ll cry over this huge tragedy
And one just ain't enough, my life’s ruined by jacking off

I feel so damn miserable for jerking off daily
I’m not okay, I’ve been touching myself since I was little
As a kid, I thought I’d die from it later
And at 16, I really thought it was too soon
Oh at least my dick’s gonna fall off soon
I hope God can forgive me for my sins
That’s why I feel guilty
My life was perfect but

I started touching my dick with my hand
When I didn’t even have hair yet
I got addicted to jacking off and still haven’t kissed anyone
I saw how it still stands, even after mistreating it
And now my dick’s all red
(Now)
In my town, they look at me sideways
'Cause they think I jerk off in the school bathroom
I don’t wanna touch it, jack off, or masturbate, or it burns because of that

Today I’m jerking off
'Cause God made me addicted to jacking off
I gotta stop
Or my dick will never get hard again
When I finish, I’ll cry over this huge tragedy
And one just ain't enough, my life’s ruined by jacking off

Today I’m jerking off
'Cause God made me addicted to jacking off
I gotta stop
Or my dick will never get hard again
When I finish, I’ll cry over this huge tragedy
And one just ain't enough, my life’s ruined by jacking off

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