Sapo Parado

With my tight jeans, I walk everywhere
Mint-colored wall and my old drunk dad
On the floor, passed out with his ass kicked, and I'm locked in the bathroom
Beautiful memories that stay with me, tattooed on my body

I cut my bangs, I look like a punk
I walk and they shout, there goes a different one
I’m all about that anti-capitalist vibe
But I’m worse than a fascist

I have a date I found online
And I had cake and a bit of tea for dinner
My legs are weak and my body’s bloated
I look in the mirror, I’m a standing frog

Fat girl, you’re fat
Look at what you are, drop the cookies
You disgust me, you disgust me
Look at that bloated body
No one’s gonna want you like this
You’re a standing frog

Shampoo in 12 installments, your boyfriend’s with someone else
And I’m that someone else, it’s not my fault
Sorry, my friend, it happens because I’m pretty
Don’t be jealous, don’t be bitter

Croissants from the day, sweet bakery
I close the curtains because the Moon is watching
Permanent fasting, dizzy and really hot
Next one, please

A standing frog, me? What are you talking about?
Shut up, fat lizard, or I’ll leave you in the sun
Look at me and look at you, how ugly you are
But it’s all a joke, it’s all in good humor MOOOR

Why have kids if you can’t afford the funeral? Don’t care
And why should I care if I’m with Fazza, the king of Dubai?
I’m going on a solo trip to run errands with my ass
The United States of America is waiting for me!

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