Yaoi
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
Yaoi, Yaoi, Yaoi
School's out, and I'm running home
And I turn on my favorite yaoi
I flow like a river and cover my neighbor with my insane wave
How good is Boku no Pico
Oh my God, my stream, my river
Call the fire department, the house and everything's flooded
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
Don't fucking talk shit that I jerk off to yaoi, we all know it, even mom knows
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
Don't fucking talk shit that I jerk off to yaoi, we all know it, even mom knows
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
Reception-reception?
On the line
We have a strange situation
What's up?
Extremely critical situation
What happened?
The whole house on Lenin Street is flooded
We need to take urgent action
Calling security
So we have a suspect
Who is she?
Height five feet fifty
But she's thirteen years old
Nightmare
Maybe a yaoi fan
Listening to Marry Me, Bellamy, So, be extremely careful
And how about
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
Don't fucking talk shit that I jerk off to yaoi, we all know it, even mom knows
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
Don't fucking talk shit that I jerk off to yaoi
FSB is on the way
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
