Melchor, Gaspar y Baltasar

The road that leads to Bethlehem, is like Swiss cheese
And though there are stars that are trying to shine, they can hardly move
The holes are so big that you just keep falling through
That's why the wheel of the Christmas star is broken

Melchior, Gaspar, and Balthazar are fed up with waiting so long
It's been two days since they left
Without light, without a guide, and really pissed off
Melchior, Gaspar, and Balthazar can barely see in this darkness
And they mess up so much that in the end, they're on the brink of collapse

Hours go by and Baby Jesus, is born in an old barn
And there's no cab, truck, or bus to get to the manger
No one's gonna give them a ride
They're already freaking out
When it rolls, it rolls
The star arrives
They don't know whether to cry

Melchior, Gaspar, and Balthazar are fed up with waiting so long
It's been two days since they left
Without light, without a guide, and really pissed off
Melchior, Gaspar, and Balthazar can barely see in this darkness
And they mess up so much that in the end, they're on the brink of collapse