Chorrada Militar

When I was a little kid, I played non-stop;
had little dolls to stomp on top.
Heroically defending a stinky place:
the pathetic country where they sent them to disgrace.
"Let's see, assholes, all in line!
one, two, three,
one step forward, sissies!

You did your military service, why?, you know,
That year of your life you'll never see.
You could have refused to star in
that tragicomic military nonsense.
Ratatatata.

military nonsense, silliness
military
military clowning, foolishness
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military nonsense
silliness military
military clowning
foolishness military
foolish soldier, idiot
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military Rambo, military clown
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foolish soldier
idiot soldier
military Rambo
military clown

And the pain of pains,
let's not fool ourselves,
are the sad little stories of military service:
don't know about the guard post,
don't know about being drunk...
haven't heard anything in a while,
because I couldn't care less.

Exaggerated beatings, unique bore,
brags about how tough they had it.
And no matter how much we yawn with huge gestures,
he'll keep annoying us with his sergeant stories:
"you're all homosexuals!
I want to see those buckles cleaner
than my service record!
Shitty hippies!"

Marines of the balls, what's your deal?
you're the dumbest and most stupid thing around.
Being a primate can be forgiven,
but feeling proud is just sad.