ELFOLOGIA

Call me your love
Love me madly, love me passionately
Call me your muse
A king or an elf that you cry over and then use

I won't suffer anymore, ah-ah
I won't cry under the pillows, ah-ah
I'm not your babysitter, ah-ah
Ah-ah

It's elfology, not psychology
Being the maniac dream guy you fucking dream of having
A damaged toy bought by your mother
Auctioned to a selfish woman who thinks she is the prophecy

You can't even spell, but you're an expert in elfology
E-L-F-O-L-O-G-Y, this is elfology

I'm not fictional, I'm not a prince, I won't lick your wounds today
But I'll throw you in the ring, catch you with my suffering
I'm not crazy, I'm not wild, you're just stupid, little kid
Take your picture out of my hands, I'll give you a heart attack

I won't suffer anymore, ah-ah
I won't cry under the pillows, ah-ah
I'm not your babysitter, ah-ah
Ah-ah

It's elfology, not psychology
Being the maniac dream guy you fucking dream of having
A damaged toy bought by your mother
Auctioned to a selfish woman who thinks she is the prophecy

You can't even spell, but you're an expert in elfology
E-L-F-O-L-O-G-Y, this is elfology

Don't treat me like that, yeah
You are acting like an imposter
I won't be ashamed, yeah
For loving you so honestly
You are bewitched and it is working
And I'm giving back all your pain
I'm kicking your ass
I slam the door while pouting
And I'll never come back to you
I'll make you choke on your doubt
Cut you, watch you suffer
Just an elf with a knife

It's elfology, not psychology
Being the maniac dream guy you fucking dream of having
A damaged toy bought by your mother
Auctioned to a selfish woman who thinks she is the prophecy

You call me your love
You can't even spell, but you're an expert in elf
You call me your love
E-L-F-O-L-O-G-Y, this is elfology

Diamonds and rubies, the center of attention
Wear me out, big pockets, I'm your favorite pendant
It makes them drool
The brightest stones are not so cold and luxurious
Where was I refined, got my cutting and polishing?
I'm too many carats for your budget, ask the jeweler
Your girlfriend tried me, tired me, I made her cooler
Like moldavite or emeralds of your dreams
It will be the brightest, brightest green you've ever seen
Elder and protector, an expensive rarity
So rare it's offensive, I think you'll agree