Soy El Hombre Prepucio

They tried to circumcise me, but my foreskin just got stronger
Since then, I've been circumcised every six months
My foreskin is now tougher than steel
Whenever I'm in danger
I wrap it around my body like an outer layer
It's completely bulletproof
Fireproof, waterproof, and super lightweight

I plan to sell it as a material
Very rare and incredibly strong, and make millions
Bridges will be built with foreskin beams
And police units will wear foreskin vests
I'll live in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth
I'm the foreskin man