Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) Rap

Hey Dipper, Dipper, right?
Thank you very much for your service
Now step aside, I came here for fun
Tell me, tell me if you hear the arrival of beings from another dimension

Don't you realize where all the people are?
They will obey me because now I wear the crown
And everything you think doesn't exist, I can make a reality
But I won't do it unless he reasons

If you want to be like me
Well, I'm going to tell you
To be Bill
The key is to be vile

But never serve, neither pawn nor bishop
To be King, to be the King
Well, it depends on me
To be, and not a single bit of my mercy is spared

And if you hate me, well, that's the end of it
The end of being a villain
To have the world in your hands
Gravity affects this aspect

And it's simplistic to think that serious things are bad
I have a hat but I'm not a magician
Look next to you, is this real?
If you don't believe me anymore, then what's so strange?
Is it one eye, or do you, with two eyes, refuse to see?

My party has started
Can I borrow your world?
I don't care what you offer
Not even if it bothers you

I don't care
Why a deal
You can't change it
So take charge

You must accept it
Why Weirdmageddon is already changed and so fierce
Your world is now in my hands
And in seconds, the reign of terror
You must wake up
You have one too many
Open your eyes now

Let's play a game, if you want I'll make the rules
It doesn't have to be a normal game
That doesn't matter to me
Time stops and you don't even realize it
This climate changes violently

Why are some pine trees always shaken by the eye of the storm?
You should never have trusted me
But I can't trust you either
Much less if I'm the one in control so you can't continue (hahaha)

And that other boastful brat
I only used it as a shell
Gideon thought how charming it was to shine
You were my toy, get it?

One figure makes you all disappear
They are already becoming disfigured
Do their plans in the face of my misfortunes still hold?
Not at all, just in case

But I don't shine, what do you mean, no?
If I shine so much when I arrive
Let's make a deal, I have a good side
And another bad side, but I won't mention it

My party has started
Can I borrow your world?
I don't care what you offer
Not even if it bothers you

I don't care
Why a deal
You can't change it
So take charge

You must accept it
Why Weirdmageddon is already changed and so fierce
Your world is now in my hands
And in seconds, the reign of terror
You must wake up
You have one too many
Open your eyes now

(My Odyssey)
I'll take Gravity Falls (any way)
And I am evil
Tell me what you can expect
There's no point in escaping, because

My party has started
Can I borrow your world?
I don't care what you offer
Not even if it bothers you

I don't care
Why a deal
You can't change it
So take charge

You must accept it
Why Weirdmageddon is already changed and so fierce
Your world is now in my hands
And in seconds, the reign of terror
You must wake up
You have one too many
Open your eyes now