Villancico para mi cuñado Fernando

Today is Christmas, what happiness,
we are going to have dinner with the whole family
and, damn, he has already arrived,
with his little spoon and his obsession.

Come on, give more, give much more,
you can achieve it, destroy my fish tank,
please, stop it now.
Can you hear me, Fernando? I don't think so.

Stop being crazy, I warn you in advance,
someone tie him to the bed and give him an injection.
Be careful with that spoon, Fernando.

Now pray to the Lord because you
have just brought ruin upon yourself,
and now I start to react,
my arms move
like fan blades.
Because you have just brought ruin upon yourself
and I don't care if it's Christmas,
I plan to circumcise you with dental floss.

Look, Fernando, I really don't like you,
I had to let it out, sooner or later you were going to find out.
Well, let it be at Christmas, go ahead brother-in-law,
you will never stop, what a curious disease.

You looked at me wrong, you looked at me wrong,
leave that vase, it's worth a fortune,
no, no, oh, oh, oh ...

You have just brought ruin upon yourself,
and now I start to react,
my arms move
like fan blades.
And you have just brought ruin upon yourself,
and I don't care if it's Christmas,
I plan to circumcise you with dental floss.

Christmas is here
and that hell will return.
Today you have to endure the abnormal one,
breathe in the incense.

Zambomba here, zambomba there,
zambomba here, zambomba there,
zambomba here, zambomba there,
zambomba here, zambon voyage, voyage ...