La Novia Postiza

After the ceremony
We headed to the hotel
I lifted her in my arms
And crossed the threshold

I laid her down in the room
And stole a kiss from her
We popped some champagne
And now I’ll tell you all about it

She took off her wig
And left it on the couch
She took off her dress
And left it on the couch
She kicked off her shoes
And tossed them on the couch
She took off her bodysuit
And left it on the couch

And listen up, everyone
To what I’m about to say
After she took it all off
I almost started to cry

She took it off, she took it off, she took it off

Her glass eye
And tossed it on the couch
Her two fake legs
She threw them on the couch
And all her dentures
She left them on the couch