Lupe Bombas

Everyone already knows Lupe Bombs
He's very famous even abroad
He uses bombs, but Yucatecan bombs
Lupe the firefighter bombs everyone
If you ask him how he is, he answers
Quickly with a well-rhymed verse
You never get bored when Lupe Bombs arrives
And speaking of him, gentlemen, Lupe has arrived here

What's up, my Lupe (bomb)
When you go to the beach
Don't go too deep
Because the fish come
To bite your big toe

And how's it going, my Lupe (bomb)
In a dark alley
I met a witch
I sent her packing
But she didn't want to go

And how's the family, Lupe (bomb)
When I met you
I wanted to kiss you all over
Now that we're married
I regret not doing it

And what's new, my Lupe (bomb)
I button up my shirt
I button up my pants
And when I'm in my car
I fasten my seatbelt

Tell a joke, Lupe (bomb)
'We're doing well,' said the suicide
As he passed the fifth floor
Having jumped
From the tenth level

Have a drink, Lupe, even if it's just a photo (bomb)
A little dog and her little dog
Fell into a well
For being in love
Flirting with Scruffy

Everyone already knows Lupe Bombs
He's very famous even abroad
He uses bombs, but Yucatecan bombs
Lupe the firefighter bombs everyone

Lupe is so funny
What a firefighter Lupe is
Lupe Bombs says goodbye
Goodbye and come back later

How about that, Truz (bomb)