La Piñata

They made a piñata
For a big shot boss
To celebrate his birthday
It had to have it all
All the expenses were covered
By a great friend of his

He sent out the invites
And it said: No kids
He handed out to many folks
From the United States
All high-profile people
Clients very well distinguished

The day of the party arrived
Everyone showed up early
And before the sun went down
They broke the big piñata
Inside it had no candy
But it had something more expensive
Just bags filled with goodies
From the wild animals

When the piñata fell
A crowd formed around it
They looked like kindergarten kids
Fighting for their toy
They knew that in the bags
They were packed with good vibes

Come on in for food, gentlemen
Said the boss's wife
Some were already full
They had dined on steak
Others couldn’t get enough
Their appetite was too strong

It was the most expensive piñata
In recent years
The cake wasn’t bread
It was a Colombian cake
They served it on plates
But only 5 to 6 grams
If you want to make piñatas
I’ve got the bags right here