No Te Toco

I went to the dance
And met a dark-skinned man
Tall, all in white
Short hair, a sailor

He grabbed me in his arms
We danced a bolero
He held me so tight
I ran out of air, almost died...

We had a few drinks
I was so happy
He tickled me
I laughed so hard I peed myself

I kissed him on the mouth
He told me to leave!!
I grabbed him by the hair
And he shouted at me like this:

Don't touch you, don't touch you
Not even with a fishing rod, you f*g, f*g
Don't touch you, don't touch you
Not even with a fishing rod, you f*g, f*g!!

I got so nervous
That I fainted right there
And in the emergency room
Of a hospital I woke up

A very handsome doctor
Said: undress
I saw he had a little tube
I said: where are you going to put it¡¡¡??? and he said: