Tarzan

He walks along the beach
Women faint
Who is he? Tarzan
Who is he? Tarzan

He walks very clumsily
And feels admired
Who is he? Tarzan
Who is he? Tarzan

His arms dynamite
His legs dynamite
His back dynamite
But his fuse is very short

And if someone looks strange
He insults them and acts tough
Who is he? Tarzan
Who is he? Tarzan

He has the worst vices
His women, the best
Who is he? Tarzan
Who is he? Tarzan

His arms dynamite
His legs dynamite
His back dynamite
But his fuse is very short

Crying in the bathroom
I found Tarzan
I searched between his legs
For something to find

He looked at me enviously
When I went to pee
I said, 'Who are you, sissy?'
Tarzan, Tarzan

His arms dynamite
His legs dynamite
His back dynamite
But his fuse is very short