Los Hermanitos de Nacimiento

Two brothers by birth, one poor and one rich
One lived for the thrill, the other lived in style
One was quite the troublemaker, the other a chill snob
While one was just average
The other was super successful
The troublemaker was really annoying and the chill one was laid back

One from Dehesa, the other from Pintana
One weekend they met up unexpectedly
They sat at a table in a downtown restaurant
And unleashed years of pent-up feelings
Damn, the Birth Brothers were really pissed off!

So how's it going, bro?
You forget to check in on your people?
Maybe you don’t even have time for your family now
Since you’re a big shot manager

Don’t raise your voice, I’m asking you
And don’t make me look bad
Look, right at the table in front, please
Are the folks from the city council

What do I care about those assholes, man?
I’m talking about something else
About your brothers, nephews, everything
Including Dad and Mom, dude

Looks like you’re still the same, I see
Spicy, rude, poorly raised
Look, if I haven’t visited in years, it’s because
I’ve been really busy with my stuff

That’s how all the assholes like you are
They forget where they come from
The only thing that matters to them is the cash
And treating people like trash

Please tone down those comments, bro
And listen to what I’m saying
While you were out partying with your friends, I
Was busting my ass studying

And what good did all that education do you? Dude
If you didn’t learn a damn thing about morals
If your family doesn’t even know your kid, man, do you realize?
That’s the deal!

Remember how I never wanted to be poor?
When I think about it, my mind gets tormented
But today I give jobs to a lot of people in my company, you know?
Doesn’t that count for anything?

The truth is, the reality is different, bro
And the family is really divided
Damn, I can’t even find you in the neighborhood, dude
I won’t see you again in my life, man

Things are what they are, brother
Everyone chooses their own suffering
As for me getting to where I am
It’s taken a lot of sacrifice

What do you know about going hungry, dude?
You left home as a kid
While you’re living the high life
Back home, the folks are starving, man

And what do you know about my life?
And what it means to be a boss?
With all this worry, bro
You can’t even sleep

And what good has the money done you? Dude, crushed
You planning to take it with you to the grave?
You think I don’t know you’re spending it on topless bars?
In the high-end neighborhood, yeah, right

Look man, for crying out loud!
Don’t make me lose my patience
I would never lower myself
To such vulgar indecency

What are you gonna do, you fool?
If you’re always acting like a jerk
Damn, if I had known, dude
I’d have been better off not meeting you, man

Look, you know what, spicy one?
Let’s just leave it here
Send a check to my parents and tell me already
How much do you want?

Before your money gets to you
Grab my dick with both hands!
Because between you and me, the only thing we have in common
Is that by birth, we’re brothers

See ya, motherfucker

Same to you, dude