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Mustards, mustards, they are faggots dressed as gentlemen
Mustards, mustards, they are white asses looking for gunmen
Beware of mustard growers

Very early in the morning he leaves for work and gets in his car
Very well dressed and slicked back, he lights a cigarette
Press the bottom and go through the cement
Leaving footprints on the cracks in the pavement

9 blocks away he stops the car in a strange way
She paints her lips and puts mascara on her eyelashes
From his glove compartment he takes out a fine whore's perfume
And he says: Oh, thank goodness I didn't forget the Vaseline

A man approaches from the building in front
Dark glasses and a mastodon body
Half annoyed, he hits the tinted glass
Signaling to deactivate the centralized

When the guacha got out of the car she said: What happened?
And the gentle body cried: I hate you, when you are late
I've been waiting here like an idiot for an hour, I would have left but luckily I still love you

Mustards, mustards, they are faggots dressed as gentlemen
Mustards, mustards, they are white asses looking for gunmen
Beware of the mustard growers

At exactly 9 o'clock they entered a café together
They had breakfast among the people, drank tea
They passed by unnoticed, as if nothing had happened, they were two men
Very elegant but I can't say their names

In a hurry, one of them paid the bill
And they went into a motel that was around the corner
I can't take it anymore, Pedrito Artuto, I can't take it anymore
And I, César Antonio, am not going to finish either

Suddenly a noise was a very peculiar sound
It was the wife of one of them on the cell phone
Hey dear, I want to know if you're going to have lunch with me
No, no, my dear, I have a business to complete

When he cut, they held on tight and became a strip
At that moment the door rang. Oh, who could it be?
Good morning, the pisco sours are on the house, you see
Gonzalo Rey you work here, bitch come in come in

Mustards, mustards, they are faggots dressed as gentlemen
Mustards, mustards, they are white asses looking for gunmen
Beware of mustard growers