El Mamut

A tiny mammoth wanted to fly
He tried and tried and couldn't fly
A little dove wanted to help him
And from the fifth floor made him jump
And what happened?
Shit, the mammoth got fucked up
Shit, the mammoth got fucked up

A tiny mammoth wanted to smoke
He tried and tried and couldn't smoke
A dog wanted to help him
And made him smoke 500 cigarettes
And what happened?
The mammoth got cancer, got cancer
The mammoth got cancer, got cancer

A tiny mammoth wanted to drink
He tried and tried and couldn't drink
A bear wanted to help him
And made him drink 100 liters of whiskey
And what happened?
The mammoth got cirrhosis, got cirrhosis
The mammoth got cirrhosis, got cirrhosis

A tiny mammoth wanted to debut
He tried and tried and couldn't debut
A donkey wanted to help him
And made him debut with 100 prostitutes
And what happened?
The mammoth got AIDS, got AIDS
The mammoth got AIDS, got AIDS

A tiny mammoth wanted to get high
He tried and tried and couldn't get high
A cat, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him try 10 lines of coke
And what happened?
The mammoth overdosed, overdosed
The mammoth overdosed, overdosed

And now what happened? (He died, he died)
The mammoth died, he died
The mammoth died, he died
The mammoth died, he died
The mammoth died, he died