La reina del cahuin

Damn, there's always that nosy old lady
Who spends all day snooping around
For a rumor, she won't even hit the bathroom
Even if she’s about to piss or shit herself
We ain't giving a damn
Scratching my ass
We rolled out with the queen of gossip and that bitch, yeah

The biggest gossip in the neighborhood is her
She makes up and blows up rumors everywhere
She makes up and blows up rumors everywhere
Watch out for the girl who gets
Who gets knocked up
She'll say it was me, the baker, and the gas guy
She'll say it was me, the baker, and the gas guy

Damn, she’s such a busybody
That fucking old hag
Last time she left me, left me with a huge mess
Last time she left me, left me with a huge mess

She made up that she saw me
With my wife in the act
Deep down it was true, but she had no reason to know
Deep down it was true, but she had no reason to know
And the kids in the neighborhood
Just want to get with her
If they light up a joint
She’ll be quick to snitch on them
If they light up a joint
She’ll be quick to snitch on them

She probably doesn’t have
A damn thing to do
They exist in every neighborhood, and you probably have one too
They exist in every neighborhood, and you probably have one too

And that’s why she deserves
To be the queen of gossip
We dedicate this song because this story has come
To its end
We dedicate this song because this story has come to its end