No vuelvo a ir a Benidorm

One day I saw an ad on a wall,
one very hot day.
Who told me to pay attention to it?
I'm never going back to Benidorm.
502 kilometers by bus.
Herod, come, please.
Get rid of the kid behind me.
I'm never going back to Benidorm.

My intestines are all messed up,
Chuck Norris on the video over and over again.
Never trusting an ad again.
Never again.

The guy next to me's thong is like Tarzan's.
This beach is the worst!
Ma'am, lower Georgie Dann a bit.
I'm never going back to Benidorm.

There are only topless elephants here.
Why doesn't the Loch Ness Monster come?
Never trusting an ad again.
Never again.